when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic
dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
hollister worker gives me amazing relationship advice
Well, I really appreciate that so thank you! :) Like you said, it’s a matter of courtesy, you know? Being mindful and courteous of everyone, not just celebrities. I don’t know where I’m going with this any more but anyway, you’re very kind! - Kaylee
"while i walk alone in the rain" he says.
"What are you doing?"
"Bruhing ma teeth."
"So why did you facetime me?"
"I biss you."
"Awe, I miss you too."